chapter two

did you know that the voice of Mickey Mouse and the voice of Minnie Mouse got married in real life?

and the honest truth of it is that i've never not been late for anything, ever.

and i have mega OCD. like, leave the shower curtain closed, put the bar stools in the right order, make sure the coffee table is exactly 4.5 inches from the end of the area rug type of OCD.

and i'm particular with friendships. like, give me one reason to think maybe you and i will not be best friends for ever and ever and that's it, i'm gone, ship's sailed---you get it.

i think i'm an easy person to love, but i'm a hard person to keep loving.

which is my own fault, or maybe my own choice, but did you know that otters hold hands while they're sleeping to keep from floating away from each other?


so... i guess what i'm trying to say is that i'm working on it.