let's fight this thing like the old days

i feel sorry for people who have R's in their name, because R's are the worst. Also, K's.


and...


too many inanimate objects in my apartment have names. helen the air conditioner; owlie, roger, and frederick the owl triplets; walter the cupboard; betsey the ceiling fan; melvin the blow-up dog; harold the couch; alex the desktop fan (little bastard); and the beard, or beardie for short, the pillow.

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