things i've learned as an adult:
driving alone in continuous stopped traffic is the perfect time for crying, yelling, or having a crazy dance party.
drink more water.
tattoo's are forever. for-ever-ever? for-ever-ever?
marriage is also forever. (or, should be.)
lot's of people put more stock into designing a tattoo than in deciding who they'll marry.
coffee makes your pee smell weird.
play games. no matter how stupid they seem, just play them.
people can be interesting and amazing if you get to know them.
people really suck if they get to know you.
making healthy life choices is great. boasting about them is douchey.
if you've had a long, hard day, a late-night big mac will not help. you
will most likely go home and throw up, partially out of guilt and
self-loathing, and partially because mcdonald's food is made from salt
and rat feces.
you generally grow out of most fears, but it's okay if you still leap onto your bed from a distance so monsters can't grab your feet.
find your independence, but don't become dependent on being independent. it turns you into a cynical ass hole who can't date or make friends.
get more sleep.
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